Bear Hands · Beard Oil
$17.95
This beard oil is named Bear Hands, because it will turn you into a “sexual Tyrannosaurus”. Actually that was a lie, but, it will make your beard soft and give it an earthy scent that female 'bears' find irresistible.
$17.95
This beard oil is named Bear Hands, because it will turn you into a “sexual Tyrannosaurus”. Actually that was a lie, but, it will make your beard soft and give it an earthy scent that female 'bears' find irresistible.
Yes it most certainly does, think camp fires and freshly cut piles of fire wood in the backyard.
People also tell us it smells much like a wood working shop, where someone has just lost a finger.
Ever wondered why Bears can walk around in the snow and not be cold? Or why when you look at a Bear you think, “holy ” what a awesome animal, I wish I was a Bear for a day?!?
Sadly, we don’t have the answers to any of that stuff above, but… What we do know is that a man who uses Bear Hands will have other men looking them like, “holy ” what an awesome animal, I wish I was that guy for a day.
Now this guy, the one with the rocking neck mane. He uses premium 100% natural quality beard care products like Bear Hands, why?
Because he enjoys maintaining his, beard health, skin health, beard softness, beard health, smelling good, beard health and he also knows that no women like badly maintained facial hair on men. Lastly there is one overriding argument for using Beardifulman beard oils over say, nothing, or other products.
you could, go fight a Bear, Bjron Viking’s style. Walk into the snow with nothing more than an axe and your beard, come home a real man
Actually, the major reason for using Bear Hands beard oil is that it will ensure you never have to shave your beard off ever again thanks to dry, itchy, damaged or flaking skin underneath!
Bear Hands is basically a super effective moisturizing beard oil, anyone who has ever had beard itch or beard dandruff (beardruff), will quickly see the benefit of using it alone or in tandem with our other beard oils, balms & wax’s.
After say a week of use your lush man beard will begin to make you feel like an Omega level Marvel super hero, remember Thor & Odin, that’s the quality of Beardifulman beard oils.
Just to be clear, our beard care products, do not give you super powers or make your beard grow faster, nor will they automatically turn you into a man.
Sure, you could, go fight a Bear, Bjron Viking’s style, walk into the snow with nothing more than a hand axe and your beard, come home a real man. Probably inside of a very small box, or…
You could grow your beard safely and majestically using Beardifulman beard care products. Please note, we don’t encourage fighting Bears, Bears are cool!
In summary, Bear Hands will make your beard stand above the rest and prevent bad skin underneath. That’s why we developed it, that’s why you should use it!
Also because, shaving!
Simply put, quality beard oil stops you having a stiff scratchy beard with flaky or damaged skin underneath & makes it far far likelier that you’ll feel the pleasure & warmth of "actual human" lips pressed against yours again sometime in the future ...
<<That's exactly what I thought when it was mentioned to me in the same sentence as beard care products. I thought, I have beard oil, I don't need no damned beard balm. So WTF is beard balm? Why do you need it & how have you lived without ...
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<<We get it, even though we make beardiful beard oils & balms, not everyone wants to look the same, or GOOD. So just go. I mean it, don’t make this weird.
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