Does you man beard need some intense taming or moisturisation? If so, get you hands on Beardifulman's craziest beard care package deal. All three of our M.A.N range of beard balms at a fraction of the retail price!
Threesome · Beard Care Package
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Threesome · Beard Care Package

Beardifulman beard balms M.A.N range
Machine Sins premium quality beard balm from BeardifulmanArdent Mettle premium quality beard balm from BeardifulmanNemoral Grit premium quality beard balm from Beardifulman

$43.50 $33.00

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Sometimes 3 is better than just 1, at least take 2, you deserve it. Get three Beardifulman beard balms for near the price of two when you buy our M.A.N beard balm range.

Balm 1 Machine Sins
Balm 2 Ardent Mettle
Balm 3 Nemoral Grit
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If you suck at making decisions, if you like beard balms and if you want your beard to be Beardiful and attractive to members of the opposite sex again, well we can help. Get your hands dirty with our ‘Threesome’ beard balm package deal from Beardifulman.

Basically the deal includes the three Beardifulman beard balms that make up the M.A.N Range.

Beardifulman beard balms M.A.N range
Beardifulman beard balms M.A.N range

Anyway the whole point of the Threesome deal, is so you won’t have to struggle with making hard life choices like, do I prefer blondes or brunettes? Why not have both, or in this case, we are actually saying have all three, so that probably includes red heads as well.

Yes we know there are more hair colours, stop emailing us about it.

If this guy had a real beard there would be a red head in there as well
If this guy had a real beard there would be a red head in there as well

So don’t screw around reading boring descriptions of Beard Balms, trying to figure out which scent or hold strength you need or might like. Just get all three at the same time.

Now since we all really like quotes, it’s about time for one. Remember what Russel Brand once said about things like this?

Russel brand describing his view on threesomes

Look at that sneaky little smile, he knows you can’t argue with his logic.

so all we are saying, is that you can apply Russel’s homogeneous brand of lifestyle advice to buying beard balms, specifically ours, cause to hell with everyone else who won’t give you this kind of freedom.

Get some!

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Geeks & Villains
Beard Care Package Deal


Get 6 months worth of beard oil & beard care products with the Beardifulman ‘Geeks & Villains’ package deal!

Get all five beard oils as part of the mega cheap Geeks & Villians Package deal!
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Get all three beard balms in the Beardifulman M.A.N range together in one package deal
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