Ember Grounds · Beard Oil
$17.95
Ember Grounds beard oil is for men that need to kick life full in the face before morning coffee and look good doing so.
$17.95
Ember Grounds beard oil is for men that need to kick life full in the face before morning coffee and look good doing so.
Think watching the end of the world with a nice Cigar on your front porch or picking & roasting fresh coffee beans in Central America.
Smell is subjective, though personally I think it smells like the smoothest Caribbean coffee I’ve ever had while kidnapped in the Honduran countryside.
Ever been trekking in the Honduran hillsides? One moment you are hiking to the top of some obscure mountain top to take selfies. The next you are staring at the wrong end of a Machete and a very angry local farmer. Ahhh …
Apparently you’ve wandered off trail and are there primarily to thieve Coffee Beans from this poor hard working, let’s not forget Machete wielding Honduran. You nor your girlfriend speak more than 10 – 20 words of Spanish, but you know what Ladron means. Ahhh …
So you try to mime as best you can, hiking and mountain top. Laugh, smile and show him you have zero fucking Coffee beans in your pockets and ask if it’s OK to leave. To which his reply is a simple “no”. Ahhh …
He motions the way for you to walk with his rusty but oddly well looked after blade, sadly, that path goes directly to a stone building in the middle of his plantation, not up the mountain. Ahhh …
Now the final thing to imagine is this farmer turning out not to be a tourist murdering, foreigner munching maniac. Instead he turns out to be some kind of Coffee mad scientist and spends his next few minutes making you an exquisite brew from his finest hand picked beans.
Also we are not talking about the garbage they export to you and me in fancy Western offices, we are talking about beans that have been eye balled one by one, by a guy who grew up ‘eyeballing’ beans one by one, pinched, smelt and twisted off the tree the ‘correct way’.
We are literally talking about 1 or 2 beans per cluster, on every second tree. Amazeballs, you will never ever taste anything like this again in your life. No Balinese double pooped Weasel beans will ever come close!
So the best thing about my short Honduran kidnapping, apart from living to talk about it, is that I was left with a smell and a taste that I will never ever forget. That’s the scent of Ember Grounds beard oil!
Essentially it’s a fresh & blissfully relaxed morning coffee scent, it’s the faint scent of vanilla smoke from hand wrapped Caribbean cigars, smuggled back home in your suitcase.
It’s a smell that will invigorate your mind and heighten your daily senses so that you can ‘kick life full in the face’, even before your first daily dose of Caffeine.
Oh yeah, and it will soften, moisturize and protect your beard.
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