Ember Grounds beard oil is an all natural premium beard oil from Beardifulman. Keep your man mane clean, shiny, healthy and lightly scented with Honduran coffee and vanilla cigar smoke, while preventing dry and damaged skin from forming underneath.
Ember Grounds · Beard Oil
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Scent & Ingredients

What does it smell like?

Think watching the end of the world with a nice Cigar on your front porch or picking & roasting fresh coffee beans in Central America.

Honduran Coffee is drunk black as night, yet still tastes sweeter than anything Starbucks can misspell for you.
Honduran Coffee is drunk black as night, yet still tastes sweeter than anything Starbucks can misspell for you.

Smell is subjective, though personally I think it smells like the smoothest Caribbean coffee I’ve ever had while kidnapped in the Honduran countryside.

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Ever been trekking in the Honduran hillsides? One moment you are hiking to the top of some obscure mountain top to take selfies. The next you are staring at the wrong end of a Machete and a very angry local farmer. Ahhh

Apparently you’ve wandered off trail and are there primarily to thieve Coffee Beans from this poor hard working, let’s not forget Machete wielding Honduran. You nor your girlfriend speak more than 10 – 20 words of Spanish, but you know what Ladron means. Ahhh

I'm just lost, this old thing, just my Pajamas
I’m just lost, this old thing, just my Pajamas

So you try to mime as best you can, hiking and mountain top. Laugh, smile and show him you have zero fucking Coffee beans in your pockets and ask if it’s OK to leave. To which his reply is a simple “no”. Ahhh

He motions the way for you to walk with his rusty but oddly well looked after blade, sadly, that path goes directly to a stone building in the middle of his plantation, not up the mountain. Ahhh

Now the final thing to imagine is this farmer turning out not to be a tourist murdering, foreigner munching maniac. Instead he turns out to be some kind of Coffee mad scientist and spends his next few minutes making you an exquisite brew from his finest hand picked beans.

I learned quite a lot about coffee during my brief but exciting kidnapping
I learned quite a lot about coffee during my brief but exciting kidnapping

Also we are not talking about the garbage they export to you and me in fancy Western offices, we are talking about beans that have been eye balled one by one, by a guy who grew up ‘eyeballing’ beans one by one, pinched, smelt and twisted off the tree the ‘correct way’.

We are literally talking about 1 or 2 beans per cluster, on every second tree. Amazeballs, you will never ever taste anything like this again in your life. No Balinese double pooped Weasel beans will ever come close!

This A-hole's A-hole is where your beans come from, literally.
This A-hole’s A-hole is where your beans come from, literally.
Photo credit: www.mrjam.org

So the best thing about my short Honduran kidnapping, apart from living to talk about it, is that I was left with a smell and a taste that I will never ever forget. That’s the scent of Ember Grounds beard oil!

Essentially it’s a fresh & blissfully relaxed morning coffee scent, it’s the faint scent of vanilla smoke from hand wrapped Caribbean cigars, smuggled back home in your suitcase.

Australian customs, you aint got nothing on me
Australian customs, you aint got nothing on me

It’s a smell that will invigorate your mind and heighten your daily senses so that you can ‘kick life full in the face’, even before your first daily dose of Caffeine.

Oh yeah, and it will soften, moisturize and protect your beard.

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How To Use
  • Open the cap and use the dropper to place a desired amount of oil into your hands.
  • Try to evenly apply the oil through-out your beard with a good beard stroking and rub.
  • Use a comb to brush oil down into the roots and onto skin below your beard.
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