What does it smell like?
Think of warm homemade Ginger tea or the time you watched a friend do the ‘Cinnamon challenge’ and spent the next several hours laughing at his dumb ass.
You better member
Personally it reminds me of Red Hots, a small cinnamon-flavored candy, does anyone remember red hots?
Machine Sins beard balm has found itself a niche and dug itself in “like an Alabama Tick” (I know you said that in Jesse Ventura’s voice).
It’s about to be a bad day for a certain, son of a bitch
The main reason riders and you cafe racer
fairies enthusiasts love Machine Sins beard balm is primarily due to the high beeswax content of this particular balm.
It’s still soft, pliable and easy applicable, but the high percentage of wax makes this balm extremely good for styling your beard, before, after and of course during any ride, holding it together a little more and preventing the dreaded beard puff.
Puff strikes fear into the hearts of the Beardiful
In fact the biggest problem you will have after discovering or using Machine Sins is you now lack an excuse to not be stitching her, “your bike”, down the line at every moment of the day and night.
In fact your second biggest problem after discovering or using Machine Sins is finding your girlfriend or wife lying naked on your beloved man hog trying to get your attention.
Many men will relate to the terrible decision you now face
You will have to deal with her sternly and get her off, “your bike”, before heading out onto the open roads where your true
passion passions lie.
Those passions being speed, adventure and outlaw freedom. In fact while writing this I’ve simply been waiting patiently to use Hunter S. Thompson quotes to explain the feeling you get from hammering your street mistress on any applicable surface you can find.
Ride it like you stole it gentlemen
Speed, adventure and freedom, these are the things a man needs in order to stay a man. Take any one of them away and you have him become something entirely different. Possibly a lawyer, politician or serial sender of unsolicited dick pics.
Just remember this, life is short, temporary, full of dangerous curves and potentially has no point at all, so we will let Hunter S. Thompson explain things for us one more time…
You have your bible. I have mine
Be daring, be bold, get yourself some Machine Sins beard balm and keep that beard looking good, before sliding broadside into hell!